Boooooring

I am sorry to say that I am not going to have any fabulous pictures from this boring trip to England. Apparently we are 70 miles from London but for some reason it seems to be almost impossible to get there without a car! I just got back from the Travel Office and they looked at me like I was nutso when I asked about going to London for the day! Initially I wasn't going to go to the travel office because I wasn't positive I would be able to find it. After lunch with Deaner, one of the people he is working with here took me and dropped me off there. When it was time for me to make my way home I glanced around to decide which way to start walking. Imagine my surprise when I realized I was directly across the street from our hotel! DUH! Our window looks directly at the door of the travel office! Sometimes I wonder about myself.

So I thought y'all would get a kick out of this. I was looking around on my nightstand last night and I found this long yellow card.I didn't know whether to laugh or be seriously worried when I realized that it was a flyer telling guests how to document receiving a BOMB THREAT! WTF? I have so many questions about this it isn't even funny! First, the card asks that the guest record the number at which the threat was received, length of call, time of call, and date of call.Don't forget to record the EXACT wording of the threat before turning this in! The next part of the card lists the questions that they would appreciate you asking the threatening caller while you have him/her on the phone.Good gracious! I'd say that if someone who had placed a bomb happened to call my room to tell ME about it, I doubt they would be lingering on the phone to answer my questions! Excuse me Mr. bomb placer, could please tell me when the bomb will explode, where it is, what it looks like, what will cause it to explode, where you are at this time, and also, what is your name please? I just have this little form I have to fill out about your threat! Here are pictures of the information the back of the card requests.You can bet your butt that if I ever get a bomb threat called in to my room, I'm probably not going to leisurely fill out this card and drop it off at the drop desk on my way out the door. I am OUTTA HERE!

So the story about Deaner filing his nails! For some reason Deaner's finger nails grow faster than any human I know. He constantly has to clip his nails to keep from having girl nails. :) The other day he couldn't find his finger nail clippers. Instead of waiting for me to go to the exchange the next day to buy him some new ones he decided it had to be done immediately. He has this little pocket knife that has a pair of scissors in them. Yes, that's right, he cut his nails with those little scissors! SICK! When he was done all his nails were pointy and he looked like Freddy Kruegar! He had to borrow my nail file to fix them. Needless to say I think that next time he will wait for a new set of clippers! :)

I'm off to watch The Hills! I have 4 episodes to catch up on!