Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Dog or Boy?

So today has been an interesting day. Evans and I had to take an impromptu trip to the pediatricians office this afternoon. Not for any ailments that a normal child suffers from like an earache or a stomach bug. We had to go to the pediatricians office because Evans couldn't poop. Yes, thats right, he has a rather bad case of constipation. I really thought he would get over it since I've been feeding him prunes and pear juice for a week straight but no luck. I finally drew the line last night when he was pushing so hard I thought his head was going to blow off his shoulders. Anyways, the funny part is this. We were in the waiting area and there were three other children there with their mothers. Evans was being a total showoff and would not sit still on my lap. He wanted to crawl around on the floor like a wild maniac and make everyone laugh at him. Just as he has everyone's attention (I already felt like a bad mother letting him crawl on a doctor's office FLOOR) he leaned right over to my foot and LICKED THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE. I almost died. Everyone laughed but I am sure they were thinking to themselves that they were glad THEIR children hadn't licked the bottom of their shoe. I guess we will wait and see what diseases he comes down with.

In other news, I am making one of my favorite crock pot recipes tonight, Buffalo chicken. Before going to the doctor with E I made sure that everything was in place and put the crock pot on low. After returning home I happened to glance into the crock pot and realized that the chicken still looked quite raw. And that was because it was raw. The crock pot was not plugged in. The End.

6 comments:

Michele said...

Ooooo Sarah.....write a book...please! I am cracking up!

Anonymous said...

But the big question!!!!!!!!! Did he Poop?

Gannie said...

Love it.......How's my Boy !!

Bmonty said...

I needed that laugh! Thanks and love you!

morgan823 said...

Your post made me laugh so hard! :) I love reading your blog! I'm sure the doctor told you how to fix his issue but a teaspoon of real prune juice always does the trick with my kids!

Top Five Nashville said...

do share this buffalo chicken recipe, the cooked version please